Ex-WWE Writer Reveals Vince McMahon’s Bizarre Idea For Kane

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Former WWE creative team writer Dan Madigan appeared on the Review-a-Wai podcast with John Pollock and Wai Ting to commemorate the anniversary of MAY 19TH when WWE released See No Evil. The full review of the film and interview with Madigan is up on The LAW website and here is an excerpt from the chat regarding an idea had for ’s character, Jacob Goodnight:

“I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

“When the script was finally okayed, they brought someone else in to rewrite me. As a writer, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up; it’s an ego thing to be honest. So, they brought in someone to touch up my stuff. I read their version of my script, and I’ll be honest, it wasn’t good. Every cliche that I purposely wanted to take out, they had put back in.”

  • meateldog1

    fucking misleading title

    • BrahmaBullRKO

      So you’re saying that making Kane pull out a 3-foot-long penis isn’t a bizarre idea?

      • meateldog1

        i thought it was something relevant

  • flint gome

    Vince has something with cocks no wonder DX potrayed him as the cock lover, Hope Big Dick Johnson comes back

  • heterosexual

    that’d be hot

  • pwnez

    Wow, Vince, what an idea…

  • Cocky

    Vince loves cocks

    • Jmc60

      You got that right

    • qwertyboy

      big ones!

    • http://twitter.com/Count_Da_Money Count_Da_Money

      Best DX bit ever!

    • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

      LMFAO !!!…xD

    • backblack25

      YES YES YES!!!

    • dax

      Awww naww, big Slim Dogg

      Eighty pound balls, dick three feet long

      Back up, in the, heezy baybe

      He’s Vinnie

      He’s so cra-zay!

    • DAX

      Awww naww, big Slim Dogg

      Eighty pound balls, dick three feet long

      Back up, in the, heezy baybe

      He’s Vinnie

      He’s so cra-zay!

  • the_unknown

    Still not as bad as the Katie Vick storyline…

  • GMpunk

    As DX once said..

  • Grey Avatar

    First his obsession with muscle men and now Kane with a 3 foot wang. Starting to think Vince might be in the closet.

  • Superlative

    All I can say is…..lol.

  • KICKASSBROCK

    lol…

  • fatneal

    …*ninja creeps out of this article*

  • Ohno Blade

    Cockadoodle don’t!!

  • http://twitter.com/TeamAwesome418 Team Awesome

    When i read this the other day i was like how could he stood so low then I thought of Triple H & HBK with “Vince loves Cock” no punt intended.

    • TheresProgressNow

      full cock surely intended……erm, pun

  • Kevin

    This was already said around the time the movie came out…. 7 years ago.

  • http://twitter.com/xsalmansaleemx Salman Saleem

    Still a better love story than Twilight !

  • Plod

    I wouldn’t be so angry if I had a 3ft Dick. Just sayin.

  • LOL!

    who remembers kane’s may 19th rampage?

  • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

    I must say…Vince McMahon would actually be an awesome fanfic writer lmfao…xD…seriously though you guys should check them out…some of them are well fucked up…it’s actually hilarious…xD

  • Dey_See_Me_Trollin’

    This is the first time I’ve ever literally used this…..ROTFLOL

  • jackhandy

    Director’s reaction after hearing Vince’s ideas he wants driven into the script“Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” AHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I was there to see his instant reactions after the news given to him.

  • TylerC102

    Vince should write porn.. xD

  • http://www.facebook.com/DaVasquez27 Daniel Vasquez


    can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long ”

    ROLF!

  • stormgreyeagle

    vince evidently likes penis………no surprise here