Picture Of Jack Swagger’s New Look (Longer Hair)

*Breaks down in tears* “YES, DAMMIT!”

Because Vince is high on big men.

Vince is high on something else with some of the shit he comes out with (did you hear the story about how he wanted Kane to have a 3ft long penis?)…=/

if the rumours are true…I feel sorry for his wife…o_O

dude…who would she like that ?…in fact…why would anyone (unless of course they were the size of the grand canyon down there or something) ?…xD

ooooohhhhh yeah…but they’re just fucking weird…=/…any normal woman probably would hate to be killed by a 3ft long penis (and this is probably the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had on SEScoops)…xD

I know…I said they’re weird haha…xD…and this is my most weirdest on SEScoops…outside of the IWC however…yeah I can say I’ve had worse conversations…xD…and it looks like the comments are fixed so that’s why I’m only just replying…xD

oh my days, why didn’t I think of that?…I’ll keep that in mind if I have to reply to someone because I do feel like a right mug replying late to comments, especially when I’m arguing with someone and they’re slagging me off while I can’t reply…xD

yeah, plus the scrolling trick I use to see the rest of comments doesn’t work for me anymore so I used your idea lol (and it is pretty simple)…xD…and yeah I think it is the person your thinking of (the one I’m having that huge debate with on the page about AJ’s book and shit)…xD

lol yeah…and I know I was reading it yesterday lol…=P…but yeah dunno what else it says since the comments are disappearing and I’m guessing he’ll ask you to go on YouTube or Facebook to reply and because I don’t really go on my YT account anymore (and probably forgot which email and password I used for it haha) and I only have family and friends on Facebook (school & college wise, not internet wise really unless you’re following me on Twitter and I’ve seen you in real life haha)…so I just said I’ll end it there because I’m actually getting bored of coming on this page to debate about religion as well if I’m honest, I just want to get back to saying random shit about wrestling…xD

yeah, because not only is it boring as hell, some of the things he was coming out with kind of made me feel like shit (i.e. the thing about me not having opportunities in life and how at one point he just turned around and said my life was shit)…and yeah I saw that and we were both saying we have no problem with believers, we just disagree with the beliefs…=/…and yeah it is creepy, especially when they start flirting with you and shit and it’s like “eww, go away!”…plus my dad and brother get pissed with me if I add someone I don’t know (that’s only when it’s friends from Twitter)…=P

yeah, and being 16 if I’m honest I wouldn’t class myself as an adult but I wouldn’t class myself as a kid either, not really sure what I’d class myself as…=P…and yeah same, like I have a friend who’s dad’s an alcoholic and it’s just horrible…=/…and lol it can be rather entertaining though, I had 1 guy on Twitter who was trying to convert me to god while saying he was a “good Christian” but then he kept begging for my number and he said I was hot and I was just like “DUDE! You look about 40 and you’re saying I’m hot?!” then I wrote a status about it on Facebook and my dad started on him and it was just funny…xD…and I guess they are since they go off on one when I talk to them, but then they know I’m not divy enough to give them my personal details (i.e. my address, phone number, etc.) so they could kidnap me, if they were to find out somehow then I’d be screwed…xD

yeah true, that’s unless you decide to go to college (they actually treat you like an adult there for some reason lol)…xD…and I agree with that haha…xD…and yeah guess that’s why a lot of people make jokes about priests being paedos…xD…and thank you…=)…and I can take compliments online (like yours for example) but when people go full on creepy like saying they’d fuck me or whatever (there was like shit loads of comments like that sent to me on one of the articles on here, think it was like about John Morrison or something like that which was why I didn’t have a picture of myself for ages) then I’d be really creeped out…=/…and lol shit that’s bad but at the same time funny because I could just imagine you being like Dumb & Dumber making the most annoying sound in the world until they return you home…xD…and yeah I remember when Maryse had that stalker and someone posted a link to this site and you could find out EVERYTHING!…but at the same time it could be other people telling us all (i.e. finding out that one of the things Dolph’s better at doing than wrestling is shagging, all thanks to Amy Schumer)…xD

lol true (plus work as well, forgot to add work in my last comment)…xD…and when I saw this (the paedobear thing) in my email earlier I was just giggling like an idiot…xD…and yeah I don’t really go and call people pervs (unless they go majorly OTT) I just asked them how old they are and if they say and ask why I’m just like “coz I’m 16 and I kind of think that’s disturbing” then they either apologize and feel like a right dick or they carry on (mostly the first one)…xD…and yeah, I even get comments that are actually really sexist as well and it’s just like “dude, fuck off” (there was one comment where someone told me to make them a sandwich or something and I just said I’d poison it if I did)…xD…and yeah I watched it round my friend’s house when I was 12 and I’ve seen it a few times on Comedy Central…and honestly I make that noise now and my friend does as well lmfao…xD…and lol no one deserves to be stalked, I mean that’s just too much…xD…and I know I was generally shocked at the fact he basically got dumped for being too good…I never knew it was possible to be dumped for being too good…and thinking about it, she dumped her previous boyfriend for being too attentive (so too careful basically)…so she’s like Goldy Locks…first was too careful, second was too athletic, maybe the third will be juuuust right (and if Mick Foley ever decides to write something erotic I’ll suggest Amy Schumer and the 3 Fuck Buddies featuring the guy who was too careful, Dolph Ziggler and whoever she dates next)…xD

totally agree…xD…and I’ve only been called a perv once (just by that guy I was having the religious debate with, assumed I was a 40 year old who pretends to be teenagers or whatevs, so I guess in a way that’s being called a perv right?)…xD…and 16′s legal in the UK so I guess that’s a reason too lol (I’ll just pretend I’m 15 for the rest of my life, could probably get away with it haha)…=P…and yeah I’ve had comments but being me I just come with some sort of response back (like the poison comment) so I’m all good…xD…and considering most of my family are idiots (and I’m an idiot too) we just come out with random shit all the time lol…xD…and so have I, that’s why I was really shocked when I heard that Dolph got dumped for being too athletic (which in a way I guess is saying he’s too good) and he was channeling his wrestling persona (not really sure what that means, if it means he was portraying his character in bed then OMG LOL!)…xD…and if I’m honest, I’d read it as well just for lol’s…and that’s what I said!…xD

LMFAO!…xD…and that is kind of true, or if people just don’t understand your obsession with someone (so for me, it’s the obsession with Dolph Ziggler’s butt and I think people think I’m weird for following Ziggler’s crotch on Twitter lmfao!)…xD…and haha yeah, it’ll be worse once I get braces (yup, gonna be nearly 17 and I’m getting fucking braces!)…xD…and yup, Cena’s a good example of that haha…and honestly if Ziggler was acting like his in-ring character in bed I’d be crying with laughter!…xD…and haha if they ever did turn it into a book I’d get it without a doubt!…xD

yes, it is very nice lol…xD…and yes his crotch has a Twitter (MisterZiggles to be exact)…according to their Twitter his penis is now considered a tree and it’s 10ft long when folded in half!…it’s actually hilarious…and you’re lucky you get to drive at 16…I’ll be 17 driving round with braces and if I get pulled over they’d probably think I’m under age!…xD…and I heard Ziggler is actually a pretty awesome person in real life and he’s actually quite funny (his tweets are funny if you get them, usually I don’t but when I do it makes me lol)…so Dolph Ziggler The Movie would be sick haha…xD…and it would definitely do well, probs better than 50 Shades Of Grey…xD

I haven’t seen it, just through the trunks!…xD…and yeah I got strange looks in college because I was sitting there creasing at the tweets…xD…and lol yeah I think after you’ve passed here you can’t drive after 11pm unless you’re accompanied by someone who’s been driving for years and I don’t actually know how long that lasts tbh, but you do get your license…=P…and I’m on Twitter all the time pretty much (prefer it to Facebook since with Facebook there’s just drama and a shit load of begs who want people to like their status’ and everything and it’s just like “OMG SHUP UP!”, although I’ll admit I love the arguments because usually it’s idiots that go on about fighting and everything when they just melt and they can’t spell for shit usually so I sit there feeling like Damien Sandow)…xD…and yeah, I mean…Ziggler’s life > Fictional sex…xD

yup lol…xD…and haha same, that’s why I try my best to avoid Twitter…xD…and ususally I find it easier following everyone because then if it’s not on here yet I can find out on there…xD…and damn, but at least that’s better than having to wait for a year to get your license…xD…and yeah it is funny, there was this 1 girl who was going on about getting a better “edication” and she was going to be a good role model because she got pregnant and then like 2 days later she posted a picture of this girl and slated her…xD…and haha same, I’d actually love to be friends with Damien Sandow, he is just hilarious!…xD…and haha I wouldn’t know because I don’t know what sex is like!…xD

lol, there are quite a lot of others who perv over his butt so it’s nothing to be ashamed of (plus with the amount of comments I’ve seen on here and the internet about Divas, why can’t I make comments about Ziggler’s butt?)…xD…and it really is, had to go on it for ages yesterday because I was freaking out over this tap exam (ended up having a bit of a break down anyway but my friends helped me out so it was all good in the end…=D)…and yeah, me thinks I need to tone down the British-ness when it comes to my comments haha…xD…and in all honesty, I’d pay to see that…xD…and yeah, I read a story on here I think it was that Damien Sandow is an actual nut case in real life and he had a conversation with his friend’s dog, a lot of people have said Dolph’s really nice and I know there’s videos from Daniel Bryan in his indy days and he actually seems hilarious, plus he’s pretty cool in his interviews, so having those guys as friends would be pretty sick…xD…and yup I am unfortunetly…most people I’m friends with have already lost it and when they sit there talking about sex I’m just like “I like pie o_O”…but yeah I’d rather wait for the right person to come along anyway because if I were to just go and do it with someone and I ended up falling out with them I’d regret it (I was even given advice by a girl who goes to my college to wait for the right person since she regrets her first time, I know she was drunk at the time but it’s still good advice lol)…=P

haha nahh, there’s already a leader on Twitter (zigglersass)…xD…and I know it’s just that I get a shit load of votes down on here whenever I comment about a Superstar so I guess that means no one wants me to comment about Superstars haha…xD…and yeah we had to do tap dancing at college and I’m not joking, a paraplegic (or just a person with no legs in general) would be better at tap than me because I’m just terrible and we had an assessment the other day to see if we could do the proper exam this year (and I know for a fact I failed, same with ballet since I walked in saying “I’m shitting myself!” because I didn’t know the actual assessment started from the moment you walked into the room, woops!)…xD…and yeah it is pretty cool knowing what other people say (although when you don’t it’s awkward because you’re just like “what you talkin’ ’bout Willis?!”…xD)…and really?…not all of them are sexy lol…xD…and in all honesty I talk to my dog, but that’s only if he’s barking and I want him to shut up or if I insult him when he’s being annoying lmfao…xD…and I mean like, Sandow had a legit conversation with the dog, hence why I called him a nut case…xD…and yeah I think a lot of Superstars get into some funny shit (some of the stories they come out with in the Rumble Road and Are We There Yet? books are pretty funny)…xD…but yeah Ziggler and Daniel would be awesome since Dolph’s just witty as hell and Daniel’s just an awesome dork (plus the fact that Ziggler travels with Ryder I’d imagine the shit they come out with would be awesome)…xD…and lol probably…and when they do I just say “I like pie” or any other random food then the conversation usually changes…xD…and yeah that’s true, plus I’m pretty sure men don’t have to worry about the pain or getting pregnant if it’s unprotected or whatever…xD…and yeah, I think if I did or the person did lose interest then I’d hope it isn’t a huge drama because then I’d regret it…it’s when I end up falling out with people I feel like shit and regret something if there’s anything to regret…and if there’s a reason why I believe in regret it’s because I look back and think what a twat I was lol…xD

in all honesty I was going to make one but I didn’t because I used both my email addresses (one for my main Twitter and one for a back up just in case I end up in Twitter jail)…xD…and yeah I’ve noticed how regulars aren’t liked much, especially pwnez (hence why I describe him as the Meg Griffin of SEScoops)…xD…and I know, there are a few girls on here (and heterosexual…not sure if girl or troll if I’m honest)…but it is mostly guys which is kind of annoying when it comes to commenting about Superstars…xD…and probably not lol, I’m seriously bad!…and what if drunk octopus’ were good a driving?…xD…and yeah it is confusing (my mum and dad’s friends asked for chips when we were in Florida when they meant fries and then the waiter gave them crisps thinking that’s what they meant by chips)…xD…and I’m not sure what ones you’ve heard so I can’t say much lol (although if you find Essex accents sexy then I must have words with you because they’re terrible)…xD…and omg that’s jokes!…xD…and same, or just be apart of the awesome stories because travelling’s effort haha…=P…and yeah that is true lol…=P…and I never knew guys could feel pain, only embarrassment if they were bad or shitting bricks if they got an STD or got someone pregnant but then in a way if the girl’s a virgin they might not be able to tell since they don’t know what it’s like…=P…and I’m probs the only person not to have a majorly dramatic break up (well besides like the 11 year old shit haha)…had a dramatic fall out but when I’ve broken up with a kid it was just like “cool, we’re friends”…=P…and Idk why but if I regret something I find it hard to get over it…it’s kind of annoying haha…xD

lol I couldn’t be bothered haha…xD…and haha I’ll admit there are times where I’m like “dude, just ssh”…but he does have pretty good points at times…if there’s 1 thing I hate about him though is his army of trolls!…xD…and haha thank you, kind of just realised I’ve been coming on here for 3 years as of January (only worked it out because I came on here a little while after the Piggy James storyline started)…=P…but there are other girls who just come on here for a bit then disappear and re-appear again randomly…=P…and haha I guess that’s true…xD…and lol I just want to see just for shits and giggles now…xD…and that is pretty awesome lol…xD…and there’s quite a few British accents so the best thing to do is just search TV shows on YouTube or something and then you’ll know what ones they are (TOWIE for Essex accents which are annoying, but not all of them sound like that, if you want to find the normal ones then watch Gavin & Stacey, Geordie Shore for Geordie accents which is like people from Newcastle or you can just search for videos with Ant & Dec or Cheryl Cole in it…there’s just loads of different accents lol)…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true (a lot of my friends have said the first time is the most painful, but once you’re used to it it’s fine) and the not knowing what to do part is the one of other the reasons why I’m worried lol…xD…and haha I wouldn’t be suprised, plus it must’ve been horrific when they needed a shit!…xD…and honestly for those people I wish the same thing, although it makes good gossip…the bitching and ball-aching pisses me off lol…xD…and I’ll admit I can be a softie lol…but yeah Idk why but there are some things I find hard not to regret (like kissing a guy I’d only just met, which was 1 of the things in life I hate doing because I’d rather get to know a person than just go and kiss them and that’s that because that’s how I ended up with all the drama with that guy, plus that’ll teach me to let a friend set me up with someone haha)…xD

yeah true, I think it’s the meme of SEScoops, instead of planking, doing the cinnamon challenge, etc…we have being a pwnez troll lol…xD…and I can’t remember any kquickstillsucks trolls, but yeah I know he can troll too sometimes haha…I’ve seen a troll for Andrew Campbell, Forceton_Banfodder and Bushwald Sexyface, but I’d definitely say pwnez is the troll magnet of SEScoops…xD…and yeah that’s true, I know there are people that have been commenting on here longer than I have (pwnez, siberian_skies, BrahmaBullRKO, askbillmitchell and I think DAX definitely have, there are definitely others but it’s those guys who I remember that were commenting on here when I first started)…=P…but there are people who just come and go whenever, or just come on here for a bit and go…=P…and I found SEScoops 3 years ago then thought “fuck it, I’ll make an account and start commenting” then I’ve just stayed here…=P…and Idk why I lol’d when I read “lick my scrotum you dwelling turd nugget”, reading it in William Regal’s, CM Punk’s and Chris Jericho’s voices make it funnier…xD…and lol when it comes to insults there’s no point in trying to sort it out because it’ll go on and on forever…xD…and I think there’s probably more American accents than British definitely…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true, although if the guy is clueless too then you’re fucked (not literally obviously lol)…xD…and yeah gossip is good, although it’s fucking annoying when you end up involved somehow and it’s just like “GO HOME, YOU’RE ALL DRUNK ON IDIOCY!”…xD…and mehh I’m not really the type to kiss random people and since that idiot at that party I now know why lol…xD…but yeah because I don’t really get with anyone that kid was like “OMG!” at the time, then I started seeing him and talking more then I was like “urm, yeah…belongs in the friendzone” but no one seemed to understand that I didn’t want to be with the kid haha…so I guess maybe seperating emotions and physical interactions is the best thing to do lol…=P…and holy shit!…=O…and Green Day?…lol oh dear!…xD

lol yeah, it has gotten old pretty quick, BitchPwnez was one that pissed me off lol…and HeelZigler and the indy haters irritated me haha…the main one that really pissed me off though was that skull head girl with the obsession with Orton…xD…and lol yeah I remember him being in quite a few arguments…xD…and I think I kind of remember your troll lol, but yeah I think I’m probably one of the only longtime SEScoops members who haven’t had a troll (don’t think siberian_skies has, not sure)…=P…and it is a pretty awesome insult haha…xD…and there is a huge mixture of accents, I know some of them but others I’m just like “heh?” lol…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and to be fair, they are drunk on idiocy…xD…and I’ve had people slag me off but that’s about it, I just like hearing stuff about others and coming up with some puns about them…xD…and lol yeah, I just don’t see why anyone would find that appealing because if the guy or girl started to like the guy or girl they fucked while they were going round shagging others still then you’ve got yourself in a crappy situation, and if someone were to give you an STD or if a girl got pregnant then you wouldn’t know who it was that gave you the STD or who fathered your kid so again, you’ve got yourself in a crappy situation lol…xD…and haha I’ve done that too, I’m friends with all of them luckily and they’ve all been taken so it’s all good lol…xD…and I dunno either, it’s just like “dude, if I have no feelings then there’s none, I can at least be friends with the guy so just stfu”…kind of glad in a way I had the huge argument anyway because he was annoying me lmfao, like constantly messaging me and trying to start up conversations about wrestling and it’s like “YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE ART!” like he was saying Cena’s better than Brock Lesnar ffs! and then he started complaining to my friend that we always talked about wrestling!…xD…and haha shit…but I guess if you weren’t alone it’s ok, and I guess having a crazy bitch is better than being the third wheel…xD

yeah I know, it got on my nerves but if you come back with something witty then it’s ok…=P…and yeah that’s actually master trolling lol…xD…and she irritated the absolute fuck out of me just simply because she was a nutcase lol…xD…and yeah I’ve noticed that he has some good posts but other times he’s just arguing with others lol…=P…and haha I will, probably should’ve asked you for an insult for this guy who replied to a comment on here somewhere saying “shutup and get in the kitchen nd blow me hottie xo” because all I could think of was “nahh I’d rather not, the kitchen’s cold and there’s nothing to blow (and even if you had anything down there I wouldn’t anyway lol)” and I think it wasn’t my greatest of insults…xD…and same lol, I try doing American accents a lot and I’ve picked up on it ok (went in Hollister when I was in Florida and started talking in the accent and nobody really noticed that I was really British, so I’m assuming my accent was good lol)…xD…and yes it does haha, seriously need to remember that there’s hardly anyone British on here…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true…=P…and there are some idiots who decide to not use a condom and are willing to fuck anything and everything which sucks…=P…and damn that sucks, like I don’t see why others get pissed if you don’t want to go out with someone that likes you, I mean, it’s like they don’t care about how you feel and they just want to see another cute couple which is annoying…=/…and haha yeah, it was just ridiculous how clueless he was!…xD…and 3rd wheel is really shit lol, like I was out with an old friend of mine (same one who got done up the arse in a cornfield, I think I might’ve told you about that one) and then she asked me if she could kiss her boyfriend and me thinking it was just a normal peck I was like “ok if you want” and they were literally shoving their tongues down each other’s throats…then to make the situation worse, these guys were in a car and started shouting “WAHEYYY GET IN THERE SON!” and I was just sitting there like “thanks for making this more awkward you fucking cunts!”…so in those situations I’d rather have a crazy guy lol…xD

yeah, it’s annoying when people go round like “fuck you arsehole” because it’s like “you’re shit, fuck off”…xD…and that’s why she pissed me off lol, plus the fact it was the same old shit like “oh I will marry Randy Orton, why does he have to have a beard and hair?!” and it just got on my nerves…xD…and that’s true…=P…and haha that’s pretty good, although I’m a girl so that automatically means I have no nuts so I’d belong in the kitchen in a way (although I don’t really think I’m a bitch haha)…xD…and haha sick…xD…and knowing them they probably did lol…xD…and I think cussing is just a natural thing to do when you’re British…and Vinnie Jones is an actual legend haha…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and I’m guessing she could only talk about the singer from Green Day?…xD…and omg read that earlier and I was creasing to myself because of the thought of the girl looking up like an idiot when you said “plane”…xD…and awwwwwwwwwwwww shit!…xS…my friend’s been in that situation too and she said she could hear them and it was probably one of the most traumatizing things ever (plus this same girl has been texting and on the phone to people while fucking her boyfriend, not only is that gross but her boyfriend must be really fucking shit in bed if she can text people and talk on the phone while being fucked haha)…xD

haha that was pretty funny, I’m suprised I never had an argument with her considering the fact I’ve gone mental at her numerous times because her comments pissed me off all the time lol…xD…and lol yeah that’s true…xD…and same, my mum and dad think I’ve got tourette’s and sometimes I just use it as an excuse for swearing and when people call me out on it in the end I just blame my mum and dad for my language haha…xD…and I might have to watch that lol…I’ve seen Snatch and it was actually jokes…xD…and why would she get pissed by that?…it’s not like you were saying he’s gay, does she not know that bi means you like both?…xD…and haha awww man I want to meet this girl just so I can keep shouting “PLANE!” every 5 seconds…xD…and haha I probably would’ve done that and added some cringy commentary like “GOD ALMIGHTY! her vagina puts a KFC Bargain Bucket to shame!” and once it all ended I’d shout “WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!”…xD…and yeah that’s why I think all of her boyfriends are really shit in bed (although to be fair, I’ve heard that it’s like a black hole down there so I’m not really that shocked that she can text and talk on the phone while being shagged)…xD

haha Idk, I wouldn’t say I was a scary person…I mean I know I’m ginger but still lol…xD…and haha same (although it’s when I’m play WWE’13 or some other random game and/or trying to work my laptop)…xD…and maybe I’ll look out for that one…=P…and it is a funny film, don’t really know how to explain what it’s about, but all I can say is there’s a lot of pikeys in the film lol…xD…and lol Idk how it would I mean, he swings both ways, if he was completely gay then I’d understand lol…xD…and haha true, although maybe she could’ve seen a therapist or put in a nut house…xD…and yup I am, the ginger hair is a great plus for awkwardness haha (I shall give credit to JR for some of the catch phrases)…xD…and lol when you say board I’m going to assume you’re talking about a diving board…xD…and haha well to be fair I’ve heard rumours that she has crabs so maybe she literally has crabs and lobsters and shit living down there too…xD

lol hey, I do have a soul! South Park is full of lies!…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and pikeys are a term used to describe gypsys and everything (kinda mainly use that term for the ones that are arseholes)…xD…and damn, sounds like a Bieber fan on Twitter haha…xD…and lmfao that sounds jokes!…xD…and haha fair enough…xD…and LMFAO! no wonder it’s so fishy!…xD

lol me too, but South Park is still lying!…xD…and lol if the gypsys in America are scum bags like some of the ones you get in the UK then it’s safe to say that you can use the term pikey (but whatever you do, don’t actually call a gypsy a pikey because it’s actually an insult lol)…=P…and you should see them on Twitter…like I lol’d and said “what the fuck?” at a ridiculous statement one of them made then suddenly she was like “omfg why are you hating on me?!” and got her friend involved and she told me to stop making a drama and I was just like “lmfao I barely said anything”…xD…and lol I don’t think she does tbh (and considering the fact I don’t see her much anymore and her boyfriend’s a prick I couldn’t care less if she smelt like every fish in the fucking Atlantic Ocean put together!)…xD

Read my comment over. Looks ie: looking like a monster. Andre was a monster. Everyone loves cena, idk what your ranting about, he also cuts great promos depending on who you talk to. What’s swagger’s look relate to his gimmick? His gimmick the last 3 years was a Kurt Angle wannabe amateur wrestling champion with speech problems

Sorry BROTHER but the 80′s were a long time ago. Being a common man and wearing polka dots is the equivalent of whatever Brodus clay is doing nowadays.