Picture Of Jack Swagger’s New Look (Longer Hair)

Published On November 11, 2012 | By | Pictures, Wrestling News, WWE News

WWE superstar Jack Swagger, who is currently off television but is working live events, is currently sporting a new look. Swagger is being kept off television to reset his character and is expected to return later this year with a big push:

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  • http://twitter.com/nicking616 nick

    Is that Wade Barrett in the right side of the pic?

    • RuthlessRaj

      yep haha such a badass

    • jj

      yes it is

    • http://twitter.com/AJCampbellNYG Andrew Campbell

      Yeah, looking like a boss.

    • CJCarter

      There’s something genuinely comical about pointing out Wade Barrett in a picture that’s supposed to be about Jack Swagger.

  • IKeepsit100

    O god…he’s looking like HHH

    • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

      Yeah, because HHH was the first guy to ever have long hair and a beard. You and the 31 people who voted up this comment are idiots.

      • Cyber Criminal

        ^^^ Holeless Ass

        • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

          How cute. An attempt at an original insult. And you even went and used the little ^ symbol three times to have “Holeless (not spelled right by the way) Ass” point at your own name. I bet you feel clever.

      • Joe

        That doesn’t mean someone can’t look like Triple H, ass clown.. You think you’re being smart.. But in fact your comment is worse than the first one because you’re a twat who thinks he’s a smart ass..

        • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

          I don’t think I’m a smart ass, I’m just clearly smarter than you.

  • weakass

    all it takes now it to comeback with some facial hair The Miz, Wade Barret, now its Jack Swagger

  • pwnez

    I hope Swagger succeeds when he returns to T.V. Once his mic skills improve he should be ok.

    • Daniel Delvecchio

      He has a lisp, he’ll never be anything besides a mid card joke.

      • MrJimmy

        He doethn’t have lithp!

        • Daniel Delvecchio

          He can’t cut the mustard, BROTHER!

        • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

          it’sth a sthpeech impediment…xD

      • My arms hurt

        Cody Rhodes has a lisp.

        • Daniel Delvecchio

          Cody Rhodes doesn’t have a horse face and last time I checked Rhodes wasn’t main eventing any shows other than Superstars. Swaggers world title reign was a joke and was done to see if winning a gimmick match could make anyone a main eventer.

          • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

            It’s still real to you, isn’t it?

          • Daniel Delvecchio

            *Breaks down in tears* “YES, DAMMIT!”

          • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

            LOL!

        • morrisonfanone

          Yeah, but Swagger’s is a million times worse.

      • pwnez

        So? I didn’t know that was such a big deal.

        • Daniel Delvecchio

          Wrestling talent only gets you so far in WWE, looks and the ability to cut a good promo is what gets you to be a main eventer. Swagger looks like a horse and he can’t cut a promo without botching the wording.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            Ryback looks like Mr Potato Head (minus the mustache) but he’s doing just fine…=/

          • morrisonfanone

            Because Vince is high on big men.

          • KHay101

            Vince was also high on Drew McIntyre.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            Vince is high on something else with some of the shit he comes out with (did you hear the story about how he wanted Kane to have a 3ft long penis?)…=/

          • Bro88

            Wait I thought Kane did have one of those?

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            if the rumours are true…I feel sorry for his wife…o_O

          • Bro88

            She might like it…you never know lol

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            dude…who would she like that ?…in fact…why would anyone (unless of course they were the size of the grand canyon down there or something) ?…xD

          • Bro88

            I’m sure youve heard of the stories about women with horses…horses arent exactly small in that area so its feasible

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            ooooohhhhh yeah…but they’re just fucking weird…=/…any normal woman probably would hate to be killed by a 3ft long penis (and this is probably the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had on SEScoops)…xD

          • Bro88

            I never said they weren’t weird just that people went for it so you never know. Lol this is pretty weird for SEScoops but isnt even near the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            I know…I said they’re weird haha…xD…and this is my most weirdest on SEScoops…outside of the IWC however…yeah I can say I’ve had worse conversations…xD…and it looks like the comments are fixed so that’s why I’m only just replying…xD

          • Bro88

            Ive just been using the dashboard portion of Disqus to reply that way it doesnt matter what page the comment is on the reply goes to where its supposed to lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            oh my days, why didn’t I think of that?…I’ll keep that in mind if I have to reply to someone because I do feel like a right mug replying late to comments, especially when I’m arguing with someone and they’re slagging me off while I can’t reply…xD

          • Bro88

            Yeah it makes it a hell of a lot simpler instead of trying to find the comments directly. And I have a feeling I know which person you are talking about when you say they’re slagging you lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah, plus the scrolling trick I use to see the rest of comments doesn’t work for me anymore so I used your idea lol (and it is pretty simple)…xD…and yeah I think it is the person your thinking of (the one I’m having that huge debate with on the page about AJ’s book and shit)…xD

          • Bro88

            Disqus does have their website’s shit together even if they don’t have their comments in order lol…and your debate spilled over into my own with him…he’s been rather poorly informed on a lot of historical references and definitions.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol yeah…and I know I was reading it yesterday lol…=P…but yeah dunno what else it says since the comments are disappearing and I’m guessing he’ll ask you to go on YouTube or Facebook to reply and because I don’t really go on my YT account anymore (and probably forgot which email and password I used for it haha) and I only have family and friends on Facebook (school & college wise, not internet wise really unless you’re following me on Twitter and I’ve seen you in real life haha)…so I just said I’ll end it there because I’m actually getting bored of coming on this page to debate about religion as well if I’m honest, I just want to get back to saying random shit about wrestling…xD

          • Bro88

            He did exactly that and I’m with you. I’m tired of arguing with him. He says that atheists look down on believers but he turns around and does the same thing to us. Its annoying as hell. I get the whole not adding people you dk on FB. It’d be kinda creepy to be friends with people you dk.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah, because not only is it boring as hell, some of the things he was coming out with kind of made me feel like shit (i.e. the thing about me not having opportunities in life and how at one point he just turned around and said my life was shit)…and yeah I saw that and we were both saying we have no problem with believers, we just disagree with the beliefs…=/…and yeah it is creepy, especially when they start flirting with you and shit and it’s like “eww, go away!”…plus my dad and brother get pissed with me if I add someone I don’t know (that’s only when it’s friends from Twitter)…=P

          • Bro88

            He seems like the type that believes that anyone younger than him is a child. I know plenty of people who had it harder than him growing up. He complains that his father wasnt around, I know people whose father stuck around and they were worse off. He ignores when we say anything that goes against his idea of an atheist. Lol nothing like some good ole online creepers. Are they worried you will get stolen?

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah, and being 16 if I’m honest I wouldn’t class myself as an adult but I wouldn’t class myself as a kid either, not really sure what I’d class myself as…=P…and yeah same, like I have a friend who’s dad’s an alcoholic and it’s just horrible…=/…and lol it can be rather entertaining though, I had 1 guy on Twitter who was trying to convert me to god while saying he was a “good Christian” but then he kept begging for my number and he said I was hot and I was just like “DUDE! You look about 40 and you’re saying I’m hot?!” then I wrote a status about it on Facebook and my dad started on him and it was just funny…xD…and I guess they are since they go off on one when I talk to them, but then they know I’m not divy enough to give them my personal details (i.e. my address, phone number, etc.) so they could kidnap me, if they were to find out somehow then I’d be screwed…xD

          • Bro88

            I know, it’s a very weird time cause you are expected to take more responsibility but still treated like a kid, at least in my experience lol. I’d call you a young adult. It’s really all in the luck of the draw. People try to claim that God put you in those positions to challenge you, but if that’s true God’s a dick lol. Haha creepers are everywhere on the internet. It’s worse when they are “good Christians” for some reason. (pedophiles usually are very active in religion). Though you are cute for your age. Not being a perv just being honest. At least they care enough to attack them. Could be like my parents and tell me that if anyone took me they’d bring me back (various reasons ranging from annoyance to going broke trying to feed me). You’d be surprised at what people can find out online lol

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah true, that’s unless you decide to go to college (they actually treat you like an adult there for some reason lol)…xD…and I agree with that haha…xD…and yeah guess that’s why a lot of people make jokes about priests being paedos…xD…and thank you…=)…and I can take compliments online (like yours for example) but when people go full on creepy like saying they’d fuck me or whatever (there was like shit loads of comments like that sent to me on one of the articles on here, think it was like about John Morrison or something like that which was why I didn’t have a picture of myself for ages) then I’d be really creeped out…=/…and lol shit that’s bad but at the same time funny because I could just imagine you being like Dumb & Dumber making the most annoying sound in the world until they return you home…xD…and yeah I remember when Maryse had that stalker and someone posted a link to this site and you could find out EVERYTHING!…but at the same time it could be other people telling us all (i.e. finding out that one of the things Dolph’s better at doing than wrestling is shagging, all thanks to Amy Schumer)…xD

          • Bro88

            Only the professors do. Anyone else still treats you based on your age lol. Pedobear is secretly a priest in disquise lol. Youre welcome :) . At least you dont get overly defensive when someone online compliments you, some people automatically go to the “you’re a perv” mindset lol. That’s way too far, that’s like seriously scary type of hitting on someone. Its too bad there’s so many complete douches on this site. Yeah I used to make that noise a lot when I was younger, but I’m surprised you’ve seen it. Maryse deserves to be stalked, she’s insanely hot lol. Not that I would stalk her I’m too lazy for that stuff lol. That was a funny interview, especially when she said the sex was too athletic. Never thought I’d see those words lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol true (plus work as well, forgot to add work in my last comment)…xD…and when I saw this (the paedobear thing) in my email earlier I was just giggling like an idiot…xD…and yeah I don’t really go and call people pervs (unless they go majorly OTT) I just asked them how old they are and if they say and ask why I’m just like “coz I’m 16 and I kind of think that’s disturbing” then they either apologize and feel like a right dick or they carry on (mostly the first one)…xD…and yeah, I even get comments that are actually really sexist as well and it’s just like “dude, fuck off” (there was one comment where someone told me to make them a sandwich or something and I just said I’d poison it if I did)…xD…and yeah I watched it round my friend’s house when I was 12 and I’ve seen it a few times on Comedy Central…and honestly I make that noise now and my friend does as well lmfao…xD…and lol no one deserves to be stalked, I mean that’s just too much…xD…and I know I was generally shocked at the fact he basically got dumped for being too good…I never knew it was possible to be dumped for being too good…and thinking about it, she dumped her previous boyfriend for being too attentive (so too careful basically)…so she’s like Goldy Locks…first was too careful, second was too athletic, maybe the third will be juuuust right (and if Mick Foley ever decides to write something erotic I’ll suggest Amy Schumer and the 3 Fuck Buddies featuring the guy who was too careful, Dolph Ziggler and whoever she dates next)…xD

          • Bro88

            pedobear is one of the funniest internet creations. People call me a perv all the time just cause I’m honest about various things lol. 16 is legal in some states in the US so maybe that’s why some carry on lol. I don’t think I’ve seen very many truly sexist comments on here. Mostly sexist jokes but not many serious stuff. I’ve made weird noises since seeing that, making my own up to mess with people, get laughs, etc. IDK some people deserve it but mostly bad people that are up to something lol. It figures the Ziggles got dumbed for being a show off. I’ve only ever heard complaints of people not being good enough. Usually if theyre that good its a miracle lol…that sounds like a Foley story I’d actually be up for reading :D …maybe the next guy can be just right

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            totally agree…xD…and I’ve only been called a perv once (just by that guy I was having the religious debate with, assumed I was a 40 year old who pretends to be teenagers or whatevs, so I guess in a way that’s being called a perv right?)…xD…and 16′s legal in the UK so I guess that’s a reason too lol (I’ll just pretend I’m 15 for the rest of my life, could probably get away with it haha)…=P…and yeah I’ve had comments but being me I just come with some sort of response back (like the poison comment) so I’m all good…xD…and considering most of my family are idiots (and I’m an idiot too) we just come out with random shit all the time lol…xD…and so have I, that’s why I was really shocked when I heard that Dolph got dumped for being too athletic (which in a way I guess is saying he’s too good) and he was channeling his wrestling persona (not really sure what that means, if it means he was portraying his character in bed then OMG LOL!)…xD…and if I’m honest, I’d read it as well just for lol’s…and that’s what I said!…xD

          • Bro88

            Pedobear is like santa claus, he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake haha. Well girls are rarely ever considered pervs. If they are its by super uptight guys, or crazy bitches. I can still pass for being under 18 and I’m 24 so I know how you feel lol. Random shit is what I love, its one of the reasons I like your comments. They typically make me laugh pretty hard lol. Hey some wrestlers stay in character 24/7 to keep up appearances and as dedicated as Ziggles is I could see him being the “Show Off” all the time. It’d be a funny ass story, I can see it now. The first BF was too attentive, the second BF was too…uh…good *cough cough*, but the third BF well he sucked but its better than nothing lol

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            LMFAO!…xD…and that is kind of true, or if people just don’t understand your obsession with someone (so for me, it’s the obsession with Dolph Ziggler’s butt and I think people think I’m weird for following Ziggler’s crotch on Twitter lmfao!)…xD…and haha yeah, it’ll be worse once I get braces (yup, gonna be nearly 17 and I’m getting fucking braces!)…xD…and yup, Cena’s a good example of that haha…and honestly if Ziggler was acting like his in-ring character in bed I’d be crying with laughter!…xD…and haha if they ever did turn it into a book I’d get it without a doubt!…xD

          • Bro88

            You have an obsession with his butt? and his crotch has a twitter? I had braces when I was 15 and had them all the way til I got my license at 16.5 which worked cause I doubled up on cool points in like a week lol. I think the WWE needs to make a movie just following Ziggler around in character messing with people and being just generally awesome. It’d be a best selling book easy.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yes, it is very nice lol…xD…and yes his crotch has a Twitter (MisterZiggles to be exact)…according to their Twitter his penis is now considered a tree and it’s 10ft long when folded in half!…it’s actually hilarious…and you’re lucky you get to drive at 16…I’ll be 17 driving round with braces and if I get pulled over they’d probably think I’m under age!…xD…and I heard Ziggler is actually a pretty awesome person in real life and he’s actually quite funny (his tweets are funny if you get them, usually I don’t but when I do it makes me lol)…so Dolph Ziggler The Movie would be sick haha…xD…and it would definitely do well, probs better than 50 Shades Of Grey…xD

          • Bro88

            How do you know what it looks like? I don’t believe he’s ever mooned the camera. And holy shit that’s funny. That sounds like something he would come up with himself. That was when I was 16. I think starting with kids born in 1990 kids had to get their permit at 16 and wait a yr to get their license.(sucks for them haha) I do not tweet, I know there’s some funny stuff on there but I barely keep up with FB as it is lol. It won’t take much to be better than 50 shades of grey, especially with all the wrestling fans who’d go to see it.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            I haven’t seen it, just through the trunks!…xD…and yeah I got strange looks in college because I was sitting there creasing at the tweets…xD…and lol yeah I think after you’ve passed here you can’t drive after 11pm unless you’re accompanied by someone who’s been driving for years and I don’t actually know how long that lasts tbh, but you do get your license…=P…and I’m on Twitter all the time pretty much (prefer it to Facebook since with Facebook there’s just drama and a shit load of begs who want people to like their status’ and everything and it’s just like “OMG SHUP UP!”, although I’ll admit I love the arguments because usually it’s idiots that go on about fighting and everything when they just melt and they can’t spell for shit usually so I sit there feeling like Damien Sandow)…xD…and yeah, I mean…Ziggler’s life > Fictional sex…xD

          • Bro88

            You are studying his booty aren’t you? lol I hate when I’m out in public and I start laughing and nobody but me knows why, I look insane. The driving laws have gotten a little crazy when it comes to getting your license. It used to be you turn 16 wait 30 days and get your license. I have only been on twitter maybe a few times due to hearing about a wrestler posting something interesting. FB cracks me up, people are such hypocrites on there, they say things they hate and like things that are about things they hate such as “i hate cheaters”, etc when it is well known they’ve cheated plenty of times. I have to stop myself from saying things all the time because of it. I wish I could have Damien Sandow make a guest appearance on FB to rip people to shreds for being stupid. Ziggler’s life is almost better than real sex lol

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yup lol…xD…and haha same, that’s why I try my best to avoid Twitter…xD…and ususally I find it easier following everyone because then if it’s not on here yet I can find out on there…xD…and damn, but at least that’s better than having to wait for a year to get your license…xD…and yeah it is funny, there was this 1 girl who was going on about getting a better “edication” and she was going to be a good role model because she got pregnant and then like 2 days later she posted a picture of this girl and slated her…xD…and haha same, I’d actually love to be friends with Damien Sandow, he is just hilarious!…xD…and haha I wouldn’t know because I don’t know what sex is like!…xD

          • Bro88

            lol you are a perv for some Ziggler booty. I imagine avoiding Twitter is pretty damn hard for you lol. I’m going to assume that slated means insulted/humiliated. Its not surprising though, people have this holier than thou attitude on FB. Its retarded and people deserve to get a full on beatdown from the Shield while Damien Sandow insults them. Being friends with Sandow, Ziggler, and DBry would make for an amazing life. Wow you’re a virgin? That’s impressive, its getting harder and harder to find girls that are. Especially at my age lol. Only one I’ve known just recently lost it to my friend who was also a virgin lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol, there are quite a lot of others who perv over his butt so it’s nothing to be ashamed of (plus with the amount of comments I’ve seen on here and the internet about Divas, why can’t I make comments about Ziggler’s butt?)…xD…and it really is, had to go on it for ages yesterday because I was freaking out over this tap exam (ended up having a bit of a break down anyway but my friends helped me out so it was all good in the end…=D)…and yeah, me thinks I need to tone down the British-ness when it comes to my comments haha…xD…and in all honesty, I’d pay to see that…xD…and yeah, I read a story on here I think it was that Damien Sandow is an actual nut case in real life and he had a conversation with his friend’s dog, a lot of people have said Dolph’s really nice and I know there’s videos from Daniel Bryan in his indy days and he actually seems hilarious, plus he’s pretty cool in his interviews, so having those guys as friends would be pretty sick…xD…and yup I am unfortunetly…most people I’m friends with have already lost it and when they sit there talking about sex I’m just like “I like pie o_O”…but yeah I’d rather wait for the right person to come along anyway because if I were to just go and do it with someone and I ended up falling out with them I’d regret it (I was even given advice by a girl who goes to my college to wait for the right person since she regrets her first time, I know she was drunk at the time but it’s still good advice lol)…=P

          • Bro88

            I think you can be their leader lol. I never said you couldnt, I was just saying you’re a perv like the rest of us haha. lol a tap exam? Actually I don’t mind the British posts, I enjoy learning what words mean over there, plus I find a british accent to be sexy at times ;) . I think a lot of people would pay to see it lol. Talking to a dog does not a nut case make, I talk to my dog all the time. Even if he is a nut case that only makes the sophisticated banter even better. And Ziggles and DBry would def be fun to hang out with. I can only imagine the antics that Ziggler gets into. Its not unfortunate but I imagine you could easily lose it in no time if you chose to lol. I’d mess with em if I was you, start talking about weird stuff that’d ruin the sex talk they’re having lol. I imagine its diff for girls cause guys prefer someone special but can easily be swayed to give it up to anyone almost lol. Plus its typical for things to fall out with the first anyway just because people change and their interests do as well. I don’t believe in regret because everything that’s happened to me has made me who I am and to regret a choice is to regret what I have now.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            haha nahh, there’s already a leader on Twitter (zigglersass)…xD…and I know it’s just that I get a shit load of votes down on here whenever I comment about a Superstar so I guess that means no one wants me to comment about Superstars haha…xD…and yeah we had to do tap dancing at college and I’m not joking, a paraplegic (or just a person with no legs in general) would be better at tap than me because I’m just terrible and we had an assessment the other day to see if we could do the proper exam this year (and I know for a fact I failed, same with ballet since I walked in saying “I’m shitting myself!” because I didn’t know the actual assessment started from the moment you walked into the room, woops!)…xD…and yeah it is pretty cool knowing what other people say (although when you don’t it’s awkward because you’re just like “what you talkin’ ’bout Willis?!”…xD)…and really?…not all of them are sexy lol…xD…and in all honesty I talk to my dog, but that’s only if he’s barking and I want him to shut up or if I insult him when he’s being annoying lmfao…xD…and I mean like, Sandow had a legit conversation with the dog, hence why I called him a nut case…xD…and yeah I think a lot of Superstars get into some funny shit (some of the stories they come out with in the Rumble Road and Are We There Yet? books are pretty funny)…xD…but yeah Ziggler and Daniel would be awesome since Dolph’s just witty as hell and Daniel’s just an awesome dork (plus the fact that Ziggler travels with Ryder I’d imagine the shit they come out with would be awesome)…xD…and lol probably…and when they do I just say “I like pie” or any other random food then the conversation usually changes…xD…and yeah that’s true, plus I’m pretty sure men don’t have to worry about the pain or getting pregnant if it’s unprotected or whatever…xD…and yeah, I think if I did or the person did lose interest then I’d hope it isn’t a huge drama because then I’d regret it…it’s when I end up falling out with people I feel like shit and regret something if there’s anything to regret…and if there’s a reason why I believe in regret it’s because I look back and think what a twat I was lol…xD

          • Bro88

            You would’ve come up with it if you could have. I think the down votes are for two reasons. One you’re a regular on here(people hate us for some reason) and two you’re a girl on a male dominant site. I bet you’d be better at tap and ballet than I am at any type of dancing. I kid you not I am about as coordinated as a drunk octopus trying to drive a car lol. I know what you mean, the things like cultural jokes, or different uses for words that are used in both cultures. It can be confusing at times. I know not all are sexy but the ones I’ve heard can sound really good ;) lol. I once knew a guy who was drinking a liquor called goldschlager (it has gold flakes in it and is strong as shit) he ended up having a full conversation with a tree going as far as to put his arm around it and introduce it to people so talking to a dog doesn’t sound as bad lol. I wouldnt mind having to travel like the wrestlers do if I got to partake of the misadventures and what not that they get into. The randomness probably throws everyone off then some ADD kicks in and people forget what they were talking about. Guys do worry about the pain, when it comes to taking a girls virginity, they also worry about if they’ll be any good. And guys probably worry more about pregnancy than girls. Guys like me do anyways lol. Thats my biggest fear with sex, and STD’s. Drama is all but guaranteed in a break up. Its a natural reaction in most cases. Unless you’re like me and you choose indifference as your coping mechanism. The only thing I will say I regret is if I did things wrong and its my fault things ended. I eventually get over the regret somewhat but every now and again I still feel it even if I don’t believe in it.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            in all honesty I was going to make one but I didn’t because I used both my email addresses (one for my main Twitter and one for a back up just in case I end up in Twitter jail)…xD…and yeah I’ve noticed how regulars aren’t liked much, especially pwnez (hence why I describe him as the Meg Griffin of SEScoops)…xD…and I know, there are a few girls on here (and heterosexual…not sure if girl or troll if I’m honest)…but it is mostly guys which is kind of annoying when it comes to commenting about Superstars…xD…and probably not lol, I’m seriously bad!…and what if drunk octopus’ were good a driving?…xD…and yeah it is confusing (my mum and dad’s friends asked for chips when we were in Florida when they meant fries and then the waiter gave them crisps thinking that’s what they meant by chips)…xD…and I’m not sure what ones you’ve heard so I can’t say much lol (although if you find Essex accents sexy then I must have words with you because they’re terrible)…xD…and omg that’s jokes!…xD…and same, or just be apart of the awesome stories because travelling’s effort haha…=P…and yeah that is true lol…=P…and I never knew guys could feel pain, only embarrassment if they were bad or shitting bricks if they got an STD or got someone pregnant but then in a way if the girl’s a virgin they might not be able to tell since they don’t know what it’s like…=P…and I’m probs the only person not to have a majorly dramatic break up (well besides like the 11 year old shit haha)…had a dramatic fall out but when I’ve broken up with a kid it was just like “cool, we’re friends”…=P…and Idk why but if I regret something I find it hard to get over it…it’s kind of annoying haha…xD

          • Bro88

            Lol figures you were actually going to make one. Should have just made another email. And pwnez is somewhat justifiably disliked as he can come off as a dick lol. I have only known of very few and you are the only one that has lasted in amount of time on here so hats off to you lol. I think a drunk octopus would be terrible at driving considering the lack of bones for pushing brakes and gas peddles and what not lol. I mean I am seriously bad at dancing sober lol. Yeah I knew the whole different names for fries/chips and chips crisps thing but I am awesome ;) lol. I can’t honestly say which ones I’ve heard either but some were quite different, not all were good but most so far lol. Its not that we feel pain but we worry about causing pain to a girl because its her first time or because its ours and we dont know what the hell we’re doing, though I guess a gay guy would feel pain when losing his virginity lmao. I imagine there are a lot of people who wish they were in your shoes when it comes to break ups. I have had a few dramatic ones but most are pretty much its not working or w/e and it ends, we don’t typically stay friends but it has happened a few times. Maybe you just care too much and deep down you are just a big softie lol. You could always just stop regretting it, its really easy if you learn to forgive yourself for making mistakes.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol I couldn’t be bothered haha…xD…and haha I’ll admit there are times where I’m like “dude, just ssh”…but he does have pretty good points at times…if there’s 1 thing I hate about him though is his army of trolls!…xD…and haha thank you, kind of just realised I’ve been coming on here for 3 years as of January (only worked it out because I came on here a little while after the Piggy James storyline started)…=P…but there are other girls who just come on here for a bit then disappear and re-appear again randomly…=P…and haha I guess that’s true…xD…and lol I just want to see just for shits and giggles now…xD…and that is pretty awesome lol…xD…and there’s quite a few British accents so the best thing to do is just search TV shows on YouTube or something and then you’ll know what ones they are (TOWIE for Essex accents which are annoying, but not all of them sound like that, if you want to find the normal ones then watch Gavin & Stacey, Geordie Shore for Geordie accents which is like people from Newcastle or you can just search for videos with Ant & Dec or Cheryl Cole in it…there’s just loads of different accents lol)…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true (a lot of my friends have said the first time is the most painful, but once you’re used to it it’s fine) and the not knowing what to do part is the one of other the reasons why I’m worried lol…xD…and haha I wouldn’t be suprised, plus it must’ve been horrific when they needed a shit!…xD…and honestly for those people I wish the same thing, although it makes good gossip…the bitching and ball-aching pisses me off lol…xD…and I’ll admit I can be a softie lol…but yeah Idk why but there are some things I find hard not to regret (like kissing a guy I’d only just met, which was 1 of the things in life I hate doing because I’d rather get to know a person than just go and kiss them and that’s that because that’s how I ended up with all the drama with that guy, plus that’ll teach me to let a friend set me up with someone haha)…xD

          • Bro88

            Pwnez does def attract Trolls like a magnet, then he proceeds to make them look completely retarded, usually. Another troll magnet is kquickstillsucks, but I think he is about 50% troll at times as well lol. 3 Years is pretty damn long considering the typical life of users on here lol. Ive been commenting for about 3-4 years, not sure when exactly but I’ve been coming here for news for about 5-6 years now. I started commenting because people were literally doing nothing but bitching at each other and not even discussing. It was “fuck you dick tard” or “lick my scrotum you basement dwelling turd nugget”. It had gotten fucking retarded so I stepped in and said something, did a little good but not much lol. There is one girl that used to come on here solely for the chat room cause we had a group of us thatd talk every week during Raw but she suddenly just disappeared. There are probably as many British accents as there are american accents. Too many to keep up with lol. I’ve never had sex with a virgin so idk how painful it is or anything like that but all the girls I’ve ever talked to about it say it hurts but as long as the guy is gentle its not bad at all. You don’t really have to worry much as the girl. The first time all you gotta do is say that you’ve never done it and he will take the lead. Its pretty simple really and not nearly as nerve racking as it seems. good gossip is great, when you arent involved. Sucks to be a part of it tho lol. Nothing wrong with being a softie, I am quite the softie at times lol. I’ve been in the situation where I’ve made out with someone I just met and Idk if its cause I’m a guy or because I don’t relate kissing to emotions but its never been a big deal. Physical interactions and emotional interactions dont necessarily need to go together imo, not that I’d ever cheat on anyone cause some guys use that idea as an excuse to cheat and not feel bad. I can understand where you’re coming from though, I have had a few dramatic things occur due to kissing someone I barely knew, turns out she was engaged and I had no idea, I felt like an ass. Gotta be careful with those blind dates. I have had one and I wont ever do it again. Girl turned out to be insane and possibly stalking the singer from Green Day lol

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah true, I think it’s the meme of SEScoops, instead of planking, doing the cinnamon challenge, etc…we have being a pwnez troll lol…xD…and I can’t remember any kquickstillsucks trolls, but yeah I know he can troll too sometimes haha…I’ve seen a troll for Andrew Campbell, Forceton_Banfodder and Bushwald Sexyface, but I’d definitely say pwnez is the troll magnet of SEScoops…xD…and yeah that’s true, I know there are people that have been commenting on here longer than I have (pwnez, siberian_skies, BrahmaBullRKO, askbillmitchell and I think DAX definitely have, there are definitely others but it’s those guys who I remember that were commenting on here when I first started)…=P…but there are people who just come and go whenever, or just come on here for a bit and go…=P…and I found SEScoops 3 years ago then thought “fuck it, I’ll make an account and start commenting” then I’ve just stayed here…=P…and Idk why I lol’d when I read “lick my scrotum you dwelling turd nugget”, reading it in William Regal’s, CM Punk’s and Chris Jericho’s voices make it funnier…xD…and lol when it comes to insults there’s no point in trying to sort it out because it’ll go on and on forever…xD…and I think there’s probably more American accents than British definitely…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true, although if the guy is clueless too then you’re fucked (not literally obviously lol)…xD…and yeah gossip is good, although it’s fucking annoying when you end up involved somehow and it’s just like “GO HOME, YOU’RE ALL DRUNK ON IDIOCY!”…xD…and mehh I’m not really the type to kiss random people and since that idiot at that party I now know why lol…xD…but yeah because I don’t really get with anyone that kid was like “OMG!” at the time, then I started seeing him and talking more then I was like “urm, yeah…belongs in the friendzone” but no one seemed to understand that I didn’t want to be with the kid haha…so I guess maybe seperating emotions and physical interactions is the best thing to do lol…=P…and holy shit!…=O…and Green Day?…lol oh dear!…xD

          • Bro88

            People trolling Pwnez was funny as shit for a while but it has gotten a little old. There used to be some decent ones occasionally that could actually troll well like HeelZigler and all the other indy haters. THere weren’t any trolls of kquick specifically he def draws some angry attention lol. I remember those trolls but they sucked. I had one for about 2 days and he was a moron troll. I think Pwnez is the longest reigning member of SEScoops commentors. Its a pretty good insult if I do say so myself and having one of those three say it makes me lmao. You’re probably right. I can tell the difference between northern Kentucky and anywhere else lol. Actually you are fucked both figuratively and literally lol. “Go home you’re drunk on idiocy” just made me laugh and almost choke lol Gossip has been bad to me quite a few times so I hate it. I was like that at you’re age as well. I didn’t think it made sense to actually just sleep around and what not even if it was a fantasy every guy had lol. I have tried to date a few people and realized shortly into that they belonged in the friendzone big time lol. People have a hard time understanding that kind of stuff and IDK why, it pisses me off lol. Separating them is typically pretty much the easiest thing to do. Things get less complicated as a whole. Yeah it was a crazy night, we were at a club and my friend pushed me into a group of girls and she attacked me. It scared the hell out of me at first tbh lol. Yes it was a scary night, thankfully it was a double date so I had someone to witness the murder if my date killed me lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol yeah, it has gotten old pretty quick, BitchPwnez was one that pissed me off lol…and HeelZigler and the indy haters irritated me haha…the main one that really pissed me off though was that skull head girl with the obsession with Orton…xD…and lol yeah I remember him being in quite a few arguments…xD…and I think I kind of remember your troll lol, but yeah I think I’m probably one of the only longtime SEScoops members who haven’t had a troll (don’t think siberian_skies has, not sure)…=P…and it is a pretty awesome insult haha…xD…and there is a huge mixture of accents, I know some of them but others I’m just like “heh?” lol…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and to be fair, they are drunk on idiocy…xD…and I’ve had people slag me off but that’s about it, I just like hearing stuff about others and coming up with some puns about them…xD…and lol yeah, I just don’t see why anyone would find that appealing because if the guy or girl started to like the guy or girl they fucked while they were going round shagging others still then you’ve got yourself in a crappy situation, and if someone were to give you an STD or if a girl got pregnant then you wouldn’t know who it was that gave you the STD or who fathered your kid so again, you’ve got yourself in a crappy situation lol…xD…and haha I’ve done that too, I’m friends with all of them luckily and they’ve all been taken so it’s all good lol…xD…and I dunno either, it’s just like “dude, if I have no feelings then there’s none, I can at least be friends with the guy so just stfu”…kind of glad in a way I had the huge argument anyway because he was annoying me lmfao, like constantly messaging me and trying to start up conversations about wrestling and it’s like “YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE ART!” like he was saying Cena’s better than Brock Lesnar ffs! and then he started complaining to my friend that we always talked about wrestling!…xD…and haha shit…but I guess if you weren’t alone it’s ok, and I guess having a crazy bitch is better than being the third wheel…xD

          • Bro88

            The fake pwnez trolls were by far the worst trolls in the history of trolling. They did nothing but say fuck you and suck a dick. The indy hating trolls at least got debates going and really suckered people into wasting time on a pointless argument. Skinhead cracked me up at times. She was a complete nutcase. kquick is constantly arguing with people. He trolls harder than any troll on here and it works cause he does add some serious in with the trolling. My troll lasted no time at all and was a bad troll at that. It was kind of disappointing. I can come up with great insults so if you ever need ideas ;) lol. I love accents to the point where I attempt to mimic them and practice it not that I am that good lol. Slag you off? Does that mean talk shit about you? lol. I can see why its appealing, I mean its the excitement of being with someone new all the time and not knowing what their likes and dislikes are and finding them through experimentation. Obviously there are risks such as STDs but that can be prevented mostly with condoms as well as through being picky about who you are with. It kind of feels bad to do that to people cause I’ve had it done to me but you can’t help how you feel. There was a girl who liked me a lot through most of high school and all the girls that I was friends with would get mad at me for not dating her. I was always like “i dont like her you assholes, why would I fake a relationship so that she can be happy and Id be miserable?” They still didn’t get it lol. Cena better than Brock? Maybe at sucking Vince’s cock. Idk I think I would’ve preferred to be the third wheel. She was that crazy lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah I know, it got on my nerves but if you come back with something witty then it’s ok…=P…and yeah that’s actually master trolling lol…xD…and she irritated the absolute fuck out of me just simply because she was a nutcase lol…xD…and yeah I’ve noticed that he has some good posts but other times he’s just arguing with others lol…=P…and haha I will, probably should’ve asked you for an insult for this guy who replied to a comment on here somewhere saying “shutup and get in the kitchen nd blow me hottie xo” because all I could think of was “nahh I’d rather not, the kitchen’s cold and there’s nothing to blow (and even if you had anything down there I wouldn’t anyway lol)” and I think it wasn’t my greatest of insults…xD…and same lol, I try doing American accents a lot and I’ve picked up on it ok (went in Hollister when I was in Florida and started talking in the accent and nobody really noticed that I was really British, so I’m assuming my accent was good lol)…xD…and yes it does haha, seriously need to remember that there’s hardly anyone British on here…xD…and yeah I guess that’s true…=P…and there are some idiots who decide to not use a condom and are willing to fuck anything and everything which sucks…=P…and damn that sucks, like I don’t see why others get pissed if you don’t want to go out with someone that likes you, I mean, it’s like they don’t care about how you feel and they just want to see another cute couple which is annoying…=/…and haha yeah, it was just ridiculous how clueless he was!…xD…and 3rd wheel is really shit lol, like I was out with an old friend of mine (same one who got done up the arse in a cornfield, I think I might’ve told you about that one) and then she asked me if she could kiss her boyfriend and me thinking it was just a normal peck I was like “ok if you want” and they were literally shoving their tongues down each other’s throats…then to make the situation worse, these guys were in a car and started shouting “WAHEYYY GET IN THERE SON!” and I was just sitting there like “thanks for making this more awkward you fucking cunts!”…so in those situations I’d rather have a crazy guy lol…xD

          • Bro88

            If you are going to troll at least be creative and get people actually fired up. Don’t just half ass it and expect it to work. yeah skinhead was occasionally annoying when she posted like 20 comments on one post lol. Kquick is what I call the ninja troll, never know when he’ll strike. I would’ve responded with “sorry the kitchen is a place for bitches with no nuts like you” lol. I’m well experienced in trading insults, been doing it since I was like 5 :P . They may have just thought “aww she’s trying to talk like us, lets be nice and not say anything” lol. I will say one thing for the British language, you all are so far ahead on cussing its not even funny. The stuff I hear when I see an angry Brit on a movie has me dying. Vinnie Jones is the one I’m thinking of currently. I don’t believe in not using a condom. I don’t leave my house without one out of being overly cautious. No chances taken no risks to worry about lol. Its always been girls who have done that in my experience. Guys are typically like “I don’t care who you date, its who you fuck” lol. I’ve been the third wheel before. I think in this specific situation 3rd wheel would have been better. She was that nuts and had nothing fun to talk about. The only fun me nad my friend had was pointing up and saying “plane” to which she would look every single time lol. I’ve been in the room while my friend(the asshole) had sex. Talk about feeling uncomfortable. I couldn’t see it but hearing it was enough.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            yeah, it’s annoying when people go round like “fuck you arsehole” because it’s like “you’re shit, fuck off”…xD…and that’s why she pissed me off lol, plus the fact it was the same old shit like “oh I will marry Randy Orton, why does he have to have a beard and hair?!” and it just got on my nerves…xD…and that’s true…=P…and haha that’s pretty good, although I’m a girl so that automatically means I have no nuts so I’d belong in the kitchen in a way (although I don’t really think I’m a bitch haha)…xD…and haha sick…xD…and knowing them they probably did lol…xD…and I think cussing is just a natural thing to do when you’re British…and Vinnie Jones is an actual legend haha…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and I’m guessing she could only talk about the singer from Green Day?…xD…and omg read that earlier and I was creasing to myself because of the thought of the girl looking up like an idiot when you said “plane”…xD…and awwwwwwwwwwwww shit!…xS…my friend’s been in that situation too and she said she could hear them and it was probably one of the most traumatizing things ever (plus this same girl has been texting and on the phone to people while fucking her boyfriend, not only is that gross but her boyfriend must be really fucking shit in bed if she can text people and talk on the phone while being fucked haha)…xD

          • Bro88

            I liked it when people would screw with her and say Orton died or got released. She freaked out on them lol. I meant figuratively no nuts so I guess it would have been a bit tough to play off lol. If they did at least they were nice about it :) . I cuss like a sailor on shore leave but I feel like an amateur watching Vinnie, if you’ve ever seen Eurotrip he was literally all inspiring. She wouldn’t shut up about Green day, we’d keep telling her about how the lead singer is bi and she’d get pissed. The plane thing was hilarious cause we could do it 10 times in a minute and she’d look every time lmao. Its a terrible situation cause you don’t know what to do. I thought about making weird sounds to ruin the mood, like make my own moaning sounds lol. If she can talk you aren’t doing it right. If you’re doing it right there’ll be too much movement to talk on the phone much less text.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            haha that was pretty funny, I’m suprised I never had an argument with her considering the fact I’ve gone mental at her numerous times because her comments pissed me off all the time lol…xD…and lol yeah that’s true…xD…and same, my mum and dad think I’ve got tourette’s and sometimes I just use it as an excuse for swearing and when people call me out on it in the end I just blame my mum and dad for my language haha…xD…and I might have to watch that lol…I’ve seen Snatch and it was actually jokes…xD…and why would she get pissed by that?…it’s not like you were saying he’s gay, does she not know that bi means you like both?…xD…and haha awww man I want to meet this girl just so I can keep shouting “PLANE!” every 5 seconds…xD…and haha I probably would’ve done that and added some cringy commentary like “GOD ALMIGHTY! her vagina puts a KFC Bargain Bucket to shame!” and once it all ended I’d shout “WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!”…xD…and yeah that’s why I think all of her boyfriends are really shit in bed (although to be fair, I’ve heard that it’s like a black hole down there so I’m not really that shocked that she can text and talk on the phone while being shagged)…xD

          • Bro88

            She was probably afraid of you lol. My parents cuss a lot too so I don’t catch any shit from them about it, except when I’m playing Call of Duty and I get pissed my mom will say something lol. Eurotrip is all comedy with a little bit of romance(very little lol) and is pretty good so you should see it. I’ve not seen Snatch but if Vinnie’s in it cussing it will definitely be funny. SHe didn’t like it cause she probably thought it ruined her chances of getting with him lol. IDK if she’s still like that this was a few years ago but I doubt she’s changed any considering crazy people rarely get better lol. Thats fucking hilarious. I have a feeling you are an expert at making people feel uncomfortable lol. I know a few girls that are like that, you have to tie a board across your ass so you don’t fall in lol. She might even have bats living in there if she’s as bad as you say lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            haha Idk, I wouldn’t say I was a scary person…I mean I know I’m ginger but still lol…xD…and haha same (although it’s when I’m play WWE’13 or some other random game and/or trying to work my laptop)…xD…and maybe I’ll look out for that one…=P…and it is a funny film, don’t really know how to explain what it’s about, but all I can say is there’s a lot of pikeys in the film lol…xD…and lol Idk how it would I mean, he swings both ways, if he was completely gay then I’d understand lol…xD…and haha true, although maybe she could’ve seen a therapist or put in a nut house…xD…and yup I am, the ginger hair is a great plus for awkwardness haha (I shall give credit to JR for some of the catch phrases)…xD…and lol when you say board I’m going to assume you’re talking about a diving board…xD…and haha well to be fair I’ve heard rumours that she has crabs so maybe she literally has crabs and lobsters and shit living down there too…xD

          • Bro88

            Soul-less people are pretty dam scary if you ask me lol. Video games brin out the anger in people it seems :P . What exactly is a pikey? She was a nutcase. Saying something against her idol(she felt it was against him obviously) and she went on the defensive. I really hope she did or else someone is dead in her closet right now. I am a natural for awkwardness too, though its mostly other people’s awkwardness and I do it intentionally(like if I know someone is a homophobe I act as gay as possible to fuck with em hehehe. I was more so referring to an 8 foot 2×4 piece of wood lol. LMAO lobster lady!! Maybe she has an entire aquarium down there.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol hey, I do have a soul! South Park is full of lies!…xD…and haha that’s true…xD…and pikeys are a term used to describe gypsys and everything (kinda mainly use that term for the ones that are arseholes)…xD…and damn, sounds like a Bieber fan on Twitter haha…xD…and lmfao that sounds jokes!…xD…and haha fair enough…xD…and LMFAO! no wonder it’s so fishy!…xD

          • Bro88

            Idk I think they speak the truth, but I am an atheist after all lol. I think I like the term pikeys, not sure I’ll ever get to use it since there aren’t many gypsies in the US. lol Bieber fans on FB are hilarious, I liked a page called Ted’s Memes(based on the movie Ted) and it attacks Bieber and his fans a lot and they get super pissed. Hopefully she cleans it occasionally or else it might smell fishy as well lol.

          • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

            lol me too, but South Park is still lying!…xD…and lol if the gypsys in America are scum bags like some of the ones you get in the UK then it’s safe to say that you can use the term pikey (but whatever you do, don’t actually call a gypsy a pikey because it’s actually an insult lol)…=P…and you should see them on Twitter…like I lol’d and said “what the fuck?” at a ridiculous statement one of them made then suddenly she was like “omfg why are you hating on me?!” and got her friend involved and she told me to stop making a drama and I was just like “lmfao I barely said anything”…xD…and lol I don’t think she does tbh (and considering the fact I don’t see her much anymore and her boyfriend’s a prick I couldn’t care less if she smelt like every fish in the fucking Atlantic Ocean put together!)…xD

          • KHay101

            Ridiculous. There are LOADS of WWE superstars who couldn’t cut a promo. Andre the Giant couldn’t even pronounce the city they were in. Undertaker took years before he was even interviewed. Hulk Hogan had a bit of a speech problem when he first started, read his book. Promos are important, but the image is even more important (See Ryback). As for having a horse face, like, wrestler haven’t historically been seen as attractive. Brett Hart and Shawn Michaels were kind of revolutionary in that regard, bringing in a female fan base for the first time. CM Punk looks like a hobo, John Cena looks like he has downs when he’s talking sometimes. (no disrespect to anyone who has downs). But hey, since we’re on that point. Why hasn’t Drew Mcintyre done ANYTHING? By your criteria he should be a star.

          • Daniel Delvecchio

            Read my comment over. Looks ie: looking like a monster. Andre was a monster. Everyone loves cena, idk what your ranting about, he also cuts great promos depending on who you talk to. What’s swagger’s look relate to his gimmick? His gimmick the last 3 years was a Kurt Angle wannabe amateur wrestling champion with speech problems

      • jdl

        Dusty Rhodes has a lisp, and he’s one of the best talkers the industry has ever seen. Troll harder.

        • Daniel Delvecchio

          Dusty had insane promos that would only work in the 1980′s. His relatable look is what got him over. He also happened to be a booker which prolonged his career main eventing days.

          • KHay101

            What prolonged his main event status, was that he was a main event performer. If the crowd didn’t respond to him, it wouldn’t have mattered if he was a booker. You’re letting your misguided feelings about Jack Swagger get in the way of reality. Although, it’s probably just as likely you’re largely anti homo sexual.

          • Daniel Delvecchio

            Sorry BROTHER but the 80′s were a long time ago. Being a common man and wearing polka dots is the equivalent of whatever Brodus clay is doing nowadays.

          • AGuy

            Lawl good respond

      • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

        (in Daffy Duck’s voice) well that’s despicable…=/

      • http://www.facebook.com/craig.deboard Craig DeBoard

        Tell that too Dusty Rhodes.

      • mamabig

        Cody Rhodes has terrible lisp too…he’s just better at covering it up

  • http://twitter.com/TalkToHeaney John Enuch Heaney

    He looks a lot better. I dunno why I just simply cannot take a man who spikes his hair seriously.

    • http://twitter.com/StupidSobi SOBI

      Yeah apparently for wwe to take a superstar seriously they have to cut of their spikes and have a mafia style hair with a slight beard

      just like ‘the Miz’ and Wade Barret have now

      • WCWPunk

        LMAO!

        • WCWPunk

          Back in the late 90′s you had to shave your head, grow a goatee, and wear black trunks to be taken seriously. And that’s the bottomline because I said so! >.<

      • http://twitter.com/TalkToHeaney John Enuch Heaney

        Well, The Miz is a bad example. I couldn’t take him seriously if he physically ripped John Cena’s head clean off his shoulders. And Barrett never had spiky hair. His hair’s always looked like that, so you’ve failed to name even one example of someone getting a major push from a haircut/beard combo.

        • Daniel Delvecchio

          Wade had his hair parted to the side for a while like he was getting married.

    • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

      so I’m guessing you can’t stand Zack Ryder ?…xD…anyways I liked Swagger’s hair better when it was spiked than the time when he had the comb over (I have a deep hatred for comb overs)…and even now I think his hair looks crap and like someone else said with the beard as an extra he looks like Triple H…xD

  • SHARKBOYSTONECOLD

    Jack Swagger sucks. he worst than John Cena.

    • Sisisi!

      0/10

    • Jayden53092

      you’re clueless. swagger can actually wrestle unlike cena.

  • http://twitter.com/BoRkLASER4Life L@NCE

    what took this picture so long to be here?

    • Puppet H

      sescoops lazyness

  • WCWPunk

    At a glance he looks like Edge lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joesandlin Joe Sandlin

    beards are badass. remember jason sensation as owen. he tried to be a tough guy but he just couldnt grow his damn beard in

  • nethra

    looks less of a douche

  • http://www.facebook.com/ldozier3 Lorenzo Dozier

    He returned to the Ring last Thursday in Switzerland, but he lost to Antonio Cesaro. Heard it was a good match, he cut a heel promo about wanting the United States Championship, stating that a swiss shouldn’t be the United States Champion.

  • Jayden53092

    jack swagger needs to join Paul Heyman and let Heyman do the talking for him. it would be a perfect way to rebuild swagger, but if that doesn’t happen the only thing i can see is a Face turn for swagger he needs it just like the miz.

  • http://www.facebook.com/craig.hawley1 Craig Hawley

    Swagger needs to do what Kurt Angle did. Either play the no nonsense shoot wrestler, or go for comedy. He’s a decent sized dude, and there have been main event lispers before: Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair to name a couple. He needs better booking, and polished ringwork.

  • heterosexual

    how victorian

  • Bushwald Sexyface

    He’s got a younger Hunter look going on…I like it. Definitely better than what it was.

  • Thomas-24/7 (Mutascale)

    He looks Bryan Danielson, except taller and his beard is groomed.

  • God’s Diamond

    like I said before, swag needs to lose the singlet and get a better song than that ratm ripoff. swag, along with Justin Gabriel and Drew McIntyre have some untapped potential and could go big imo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Savage/827558265 Chris Savage

    the new hunter hearst helmsley

  • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

    mehh…still prefer his spiky hair…xD

  • morrisonfanone

    He looks kinda freaky. More than usual, I mean.

  • http://twitter.com/TheErikSays Doug Funnie

    Hope that new push comes with the following:
    New finisher
    New attire (less Kurt Angle like)
    A face people can relate to and get behind or an irredeemable heel.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VEWORIMZT7VRMZJT35SGCCETEA Eo

    tyson kidd should be in 3mb jinder has no swag

  • KHay101

    Want to make Jack Swagger a star? Repackage him as a Kurt Angle type, that actually plays to the crowd. It’s been done of course, but so has Goldberg, and look at Ryback. It has to be done right, to cover up his obvious speech issues, but it could be very successful. The WWE has made absolute stars out of men who had a lot less talent than Jack Swagger. My honest opinion, however, is that since JR is no longer the head of talent, Swagger lost all of the steam that he had.

  • BrahmaBullRKO

    Are you crazy? Having that hair and a beard would make it easier for people to actually take him seriously. All he needs now is a manager and he’s good to go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Foley/1326585777 Josh Foley

    military keeps short hair for safety reasons, news and corporate america have a list of guidelines that are considered “proper” which makes no sense since it is america, freedom of choice, and plus bearded people i take more seriously than a smug bastard hiding behind a suit and tie, bearded people create the intimidation factor, makes them look older, wiser, a man in a suit clean shaven looks like everybody else in that bubble, they all act the same, dont care about the fellow man so much, only care about paychecks and policies its a damn shame

  • Daniel Delvecchio

    Beards don’t make people be taken seriously but it does help people like triple h look less like an doofus. Some people look loads better with it and you cannot deny that.

  • BrahmaBullRKO

    For a lot of people, it helps, Jack Swagger included. A lot of people can’t take him seriously because of the way he looks. They say he looks goofy or he looks like a dyke or whatever. Having a full beard would make him look less goofy and more manly. And his current hair style is more serious (especially compared to the spiked hair that he used to have) without being so generic, thus making it easier for people to take him seriously in the looks department.

    Also, the whole military, news, corporate, etc. argument you used has no context here because we’re not even talking about those things. Like Josh Foley said, having a beard helps to make someone (especially a guy as big as Swagger) look more intimidating, which is really important for someone in professional wrestling to be taken seriously.

    The HHH argument doesn’t work either. He had long hair throughout his entire career and people had no problem taking him seriously. He only cut his hair to sell his retirement angle.

    True, when Swagger had Vickie as a manager, it sucked big time. But then again, it was Vickie, so that was bound to fail from the very beginning. Vickie is annoying and does nothing but attract heat to herself, practically taking your attention away from the person she’s managing. Swagger would do well having a manager like Paul Heyman.

  • Michael Francis

    he can join paul heyman as vicky ditched him and he could help put heyman on top rather than miss guerrero

  • Daniel Delvecchio

    Triple H looks retarded without a beard.