*Spoilers* Christmas WWE RAW Results (12/23)

WWE RAW Results (12/23/13)

WWE taped the 12/13 Christmas edition of WWE RAW on Tuesday night from the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas. Here are the results:

– JBL and Michael Cole are doing commentary. Jerry Lawler is not at ringside.

– The Authority opens the show and hands out Santa Claus hats to the crowd.

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WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton comes out and is given the night off.

– Natalya, The Bella Twins, Eva Marie, Cameron and Naomi defeated AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes and one other Diva in a 12 Divas Jingle Bells match. Natalya got the win for her team by making Aksana submit to the Sharpshooter.

– Sin Cara defeated Curtis Axel.

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– Up next, Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. The Wyatt Family in a Christmas 6 Man Tag Team Match:

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– The Wyatt Family defeated Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes and Goldust when Bray Wyatt hit Sister Abagail  on Cody. The Wyatts dominated early until Cody got a hot tag and unloaded on the Wyatts. Goldust tagged in and the Wyatts beat him up for a few minutes.

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Bryan finally got a hot tag and cleared the ring. The crowd was very into this match with a loud “This is awesome” during Bryan’s offense.

After the mach, everybody brawled until the Wyatt Family laid out Daniel Bryan. The lights went out and when they went back on, Daniel Bryan was knocked out in the ring and the Wyatt Family was standing by the ramp.

– Up next, Rene Young hosts a singing carol contest. 3MB’s Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre are out first, followed by Santino, Great Khali, R-Truth, Xavier Woods and the Funkadactyls.

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– Fandango defeated Dolph Ziggler in Christmas Gift on a Pole Match to earn a shot at Big E Langston’s Intercontinental Championship on the first RAW of 2014.

– The Usos defeated The Prime Time Players. Before the match, Darren Young was cutting a promo and said that they were in Houston, Texas (they’re in Austin). The crowd chanted “This is Austin” and “Houston Sucks.”

– “Good Santa” Mark Henry defeated “Bad Santa” Damien Sandow in the battle to save Christmas. Christmas trees and presents were set up around the ring for the match. Both men were dressed as Santa Claus during the match. They opened a present in the ring and it was a toilet. Both men brawled around the ring and up to the ramp. Sandow destroyed part of the set and knocked over a Christmas tree.

– Los Matadores defeated The Real Americans.

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– Ryback defeated Kofi Kingston.

– We get a special Happy New Year message from ‘Baby New Year’ ….

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– John Cena, CM Punk & Big E Langston defeated The Shield by disqualification. The finish came when Rollins & Reigns attacked Big E after he hit the Big Ending on Ambrose.

  • Ninjastar

    Well i just saved myself 3 hours not to watch this crap show next week , thanks sescoops .

    • Bad News Buzzard Follower

      yep that about sums it up. more time for Christmas prep

      • http://www.rabidpictures.com yrabadi

        I dunno. Bryan/Rhodes/Goldust vs Wyatts and the main event sounds decent.

        • Bro88

          That’s what I was thinking. The rest sounds pretty boring especially baby big show. Why the wwe thinks they are funny I shall never fathom a guess

  • peffers

    Believe it or not, this actually sounds worse than I thought it would be before…. Only thing so far I might want to see is the Wyatts vs. Rhodes Bros and D-Bry

  • Sin Cara – Hunico

    Sin Cara (Hunico) vs Curtis Axel ! I was wanting to see this one as soon as Hunico had those 2 Raw matches with ADR. The original Sin Cara had faced Axel in a long match on Main Event earlier this year. Sin Cara/Hunico is bigger and seems to be a better wrestler all around – I hope he gets in some longer Smackdown matches against Gabriel, Kidd, Wade, Axel, Dolph and Miz. Hunico has already had some nice matches against T.Kidd on Superstars last year.

  • Jeremy-County Roberts

    Well at least they did not run over Santa this year in a car like last year.

    • http://www.sescoops.com/ Mr 561
      • Jeremy-County Roberts

        lmfao. oh god. that is still painful til this day.

        • http://www.sescoops.com/ Mr 561

          smiles on faces

          • Trenton

            I wanna know why they didnt make Foley Santa again this year but Mark Henry lol

        • https://twitter.com/StrangeDeranged Pozessed

          The best thing was how the christmas tree fell on his head at the end, that shizz was funny.

      • BigPapaFreeman

        To be fair, Del Rio was honking his horn.

      • Bro88

        Dam. Does everything adr do suck or wha?

  • pwnez

    Aside from a couple matches raw looks horrible. I’ll be sure to skip the Santino/Khali/3MB/Divas segment.

  • BRINGINGtheFURY

    DVR a 3 hour show and watch it in 10 minutes.

    • Just_Another_Wrestling_Fan

      Damn Straight… LMAO

      I watch it like that every week…

  • Zack Stinson

    Apparently they didn’t learn from last year that stupid gimmick matches don’t boost ratings.

  • bambam

    wow this looks like a train wreck of a show!! Besides DB and the rohodes vs the wyatts i can care less. Ryfagg vs stinkston and Haxel vs botch cara is awful.

    • Chris Johnston

      Except that’s Hunico under the Sin Cara mask and not Mistico. Mistico was a joke, but Hunico is 10x better.

      • Trenton

        WWE better not mess this up and fire Hunico as Sin Cara. He was Sin Cara first to begin with then Mistico showed up and stole it from him, now he’s gone from WWE entirely. They just need to keep it Hunico as Sin Cara so he can actually wrestle. I wish he’d go back to Sin Cara negro as a heel. Best he’d be a main eventer in a few months.

        • William Martin

          actually Mistico was Sin Cara frist look at his Press Conference in Mexico when he Signed with WWE, they put Hunico as Sin Cara when Mistcio got Injured the very frist time, then they did the Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara match and keepped Mistico as Sin Cara now they put Hunico back under the mask and kicked Mistico to the Curb

      • Stranger

        I don’t see it at all. Ever since Hunico took over, all I’ve seen is a slower and fatter version of Mistico. By the way, he isn’t free from blame for botching either.

      • bambam

        Yes totally forgot that. Still who wants to see Haxel fight anybody??

  • Matt Ramsden

    WTF are they doing to the big show? Seriously he should have some damn pride and just walk and come back when they are prepared to use him properly. Same with Ziggler, just because creative don’t think he’ll he’ll generate money…well try it and find out. If he doesn’t fair enough, put the title on him, giving him a face run and see if he sells. But no, we’ll give it to Randy Orton who can’t cut a promo to save his life, who hasn’t improved as a performer in 10 years

  • https://twitter.com/StrangeDeranged Pozessed

    That Big Show thing looks scary, man… o.o

  • 5er

    Orton get the night off?
    Looking at the picture, Im thinking how awesome a bray wyatt/ goldust feud would be. Maybe bray could ‘convert’ him. And thats how the feud with his brother starts.

  • Norman Osborne

    ‘Claus that’s what I do

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  • https://twitter.com/bushysowavvey Triple X

    Who the hell is Daniel Young? Do you mean Darren Young SEScoops?

    • http://www.sescoops.com/ Mr 561

      Fixed, thank you! It took a lot of spiked eggnog to get through writing up this report

      • https://twitter.com/bushysowavvey Triple X

        Lol it’s okay. Just had to inform for the typo. Pass that eggnog my way, haha.

  • raVen

    I get the “fun” holiday shows but this is a year 2000 Russo show.
    Gift on a pole, bad santa vs good santa with a toilet, singing contest, matadors defeating the Real Americans…garbage garbage garbage!

  • http://twitter.com/JamieEvsxx JamieEvsxx

    just going to watch because of the simple fact I will most likely have nothing to do on Christmas Eve (unless of course I feel like staying up until 4am on Monday instead)…xD

  • omega riddler

    the sight of the big show like that is enough to put a child in therapy, why wwe, why?

  • https://www.facebook.com/RandomBrainActivity Bully FU

    One of the worst things about the current booking IMO is how Triple H and Stephanie are booked as Heels one segment and Faces the next. It’s ridiculous even by WWE standards.

    • fatneal

      to be fair they arent heels….they are playing the role of the “authority” thats always doing “whats best for business”…when you view it that way even their “heel” actions arent so…sometimes fans agree sometimes we dont

      • https://www.facebook.com/RandomBrainActivity Bully FU

        Triple H has screwed Bryan repeatedly and Stephanie has bullied Big Show over and over, slapping him and making him cry in front of millions of people. If they aren’t heels then I don’t know what is.