WWE RAW Results – May 26, 2014


Drew McIntyre vs. El Torito

When we return from commercial, we see 3MB and Hornswoggle standing in the ring. Out next comes Los Matadores and El Torito. I guess we’ve got Drew McIntyre vs. El Torito in one-on-one action tonight.

The bell rings and here we go. McIntyre takes the early lead, as Torito tries to run away and avoid him. The two do a bunch of comedy spots, most of which results in McIntyre looking stupid.

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McIntyre dominates the offense throughout the majority of the match, until Los Matadores distracts him, allowing Torito to pin him for the win. After the match, 3MB and Horny yank Torito’s tail off. We head to commercial.

Winner: El Torito

The Wyatt Family, Jerry Lawler, JBL, John Cena & The Usos

When we return from commercial, The Wyatt Family makes their way to the ring. Bray Wyatt starts off by singing “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands.” Bray goes on to cut a typical Bray-style promo, until he eventually sets his sights on Jerry “The King” Lawler.

Wyatt orders Lawler to get into the ring. Lawler refuses. Wyatt insults JBL, so JBL takes his coat off, stands up and advances at The Wyatt Family. Luke Harper ends up hitting him with a Clothesline From Hell. Lawler is forced to get into the ring. Wyatt makes him sit in a chair in the center of the ring.

Wyatt talks trash to Lawler about him supporting John Cena, ultimately leading to a Cena run-in. Cena battles off Harper and Erick Rowan, but eventually the numbers game is too much. Harper and Rowan beat down Cena and hold him up as Wyatt demands that he watch what he does to his friend (Lawler).

As Harper and Rowan hand Lawler off to Wyatt, The Usos make a run-in to make the save. The Usos and Cena end up cleaning house.

Wyatt, Harper and Rowan stand in the aisle as Cena cuts a promo on Wyatt from the ring, eventually leading to him talking about their showdown this Sunday at WWE Payback, telling Bray that “payback will be a bitch.” Cena’s music hits and that’s it. We head to another commercial break.

Zack Ryder vs. Rusev (with Lana)

When we return from commercial, Zack Ryder’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Lana ends up cutting him off and cutting a typical Lana-type promo, ultimately leading to an introduction for Rusev.

The bell rings and here we go. Ryder gets in a couple of punches early on, but Rusev is eventually too much for him and in under a minute, Ryder is tapping out to Rusev’s “Accolade” submission finisher.

Winner: Rusev

After The Match: Big E. Comes To The Rescue

After getting the win, Rusev refuses to let go of the submission hold. Big E. eventually makes a run-in, beating down Rusev and knocking him out of the ring. We head to commercial.

Batista & Randy Orton vs. Goldust & Cody Rhodes

When we return from commercial, Evolution’s music hits. Batista and Randy Orton make their way to the ring for tag-team action. Out next is “The Brotherhood,” Goldust and Cody Rhodes.

The bell rings and here we go. Batista and Rhodes start things off for their respective teams. “The Animal” takes the early lead over Rhodes. He tags in Orton, who picks up where he left off. We head to a mid-match commercial.

When we return from commercial, the Evolution members are firmly in control of Cody Rhodes in the center of the ring. They eventually pin him. Instead of the match being over, it’s revealed that this is an Elimination Match, and that Rhodes must leave, making Goldust remain by himself in the ring with both Batista and Orton.

The announcers remind us that HHH said backstage earlier tonight that this wouldn’t be any ordinary match. The Evolution members take it to Goldust, two-on-one, with ease. Orton blasts him with an RKO. Batista follows up with a Batista-Bomb. 1-2-3. Batista and Orton win. We head to commercial.

Winners: Batista & Randy Orton