Colt Cabana was hospitalized in California over the weekend due to a bad infection in his finger. The former “Scotty Goldman” underwent surgery on Saturday and he has documented the ordeal via social media.
In typical Colt fashion, he’s got a good sense of humor about the whole situation. He posted a pretty funny series of tweets – including a freakin’ disgusting picture of what the finger looks like.
Warning: One of the tweets below contains a picture that is not for the squeamish – view at your own risk:
Guess who now wipes with his Left!!!!'
— Colt Cabana? (@ColtCabana) November 17, 2012
Guess who now wipes with his Left!!!!'
— Colt Cabana? (@ColtCabana) November 17, 2012
As the anesthetics was knocking me out I said to the doc "Don't touch my wiener" #HopeHeListened
— Colt Cabana? (@ColtCabana) November 17, 2012
My dreams of coming back to the WWE as Rick "The Finger Model" Martel have been ruined.
— Colt Cabana? (@ColtCabana) November 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/270638007751671808
Thinking of putting foam fingers on http://t.co/7X1wixDm (and maybe one real one for the biggest super fan)
— Colt Cabana? (@ColtCabana) November 20, 2012
He’s expected to be released from the hospital shortly, but will remain in California to see a specialist. It is unknown when he will return to the ring.
Meanwhile, his web series, Creative Has Nothing For You, will be on hiatus while he recovers.